“Once upon a time, there was a rockin’ chicka name raechel. all her life she dreamed of tom hardy’s penis entering her vageen. she thought about it day and night. on one of her lonely nights of longing, her fairy godmother appeared and let her have a wish. “Oh, Fairy Godmother, I have always wished for tom hardy’s penis and I will be forever grateful I could wish for that.”  Raechel’s fairy godmother laughed a laugh that was full of joy and aire and said, ‘No, bitch, Kate Palko alreadys gots dat shiett!’” 

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