Rae Rae Maray Totes Dildo Cray Cray Cooch Whiner: Archive

Mar 1st

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Rest in peace Davy Jones.

I am so sad about this. The Monkees were my childhood and I love them so much! I used to watch them on TV Land and listen to them all the time. :(

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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“I bet Ryan Gosling has horrible poop. I bet it’s diarrhea half of the time.”

– My Girlfriend (via mygirlfriendsaysthings)

Feb 26th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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I asked my friend to tell me a story:

“Once upon a time, there was a rockin’ chicka name raechel. all her life she dreamed of tom hardy’s penis entering her vageen. she thought about it day and night. on one of her lonely nights of longing, her fairy godmother appeared and let her have a wish. “Oh, Fairy Godmother, I have always wished for tom hardy’s penis and I will be forever grateful I could wish for...

Feb 23rd

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Even though I've been on tumblr for quite...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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I have no more fucks to give.

I’m gonna do really shitty in school this semester. I’ve accepted it. I have nothing left to offer for my classes. I need summer.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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ihateghostnotingfollow1612th: and what was YOUR favorite part?!! definitely not when u became a CHOLA SKANK BITCH lmao

Feb 20th

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That awkward moment when you're thinking about...

This would happen to me. lol. I mean, I’m happy about getting promoted and being a good employee and stuff, but seriously my schoolwork is not getting done. Ever. It’s a serious problem.

Feb 20th