February 2012
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I asked my friend to tell me a story:
“Once upon a time, there was a rockin’ chicka name raechel. all her life she dreamed of tom hardy’s penis entering her vageen. she thought about it day and night. on one of her lonely nights of longing, her fairy godmother appeared and let her have a wish. “Oh, Fairy Godmother, I have always wished for tom hardy’s penis and I will be forever grateful I could wish for...
Even though I've been on tumblr for quite...
I have no more fucks to give.
I’m gonna do really shitty in school this semester. I’ve accepted it. I have nothing left to offer for my classes. I need summer.
Guys are all the same. I’m done.
ihateghostnotingfollow1612th:
and what was YOUR favorite part?!!
definitely not when u became a CHOLA SKANK BITCH
lmao
That awkward moment when you're thinking about...
This would happen to me. lol. I mean, I’m happy about getting promoted and being a good employee and stuff, but seriously my schoolwork is not getting done. Ever. It’s a serious problem.
Watchicantfallasleepbutisurecandreamm:
LMFAOOO
lmao “I can’t even kill him regular!”
